Total Medals Earned: 5,141 (From 772 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,125 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/260 points)
Burn a Plank
Burn >25 Planks at Once
Burn >100 Planks at Once
Destroy a Balloon With a Dash Attack
Score Over 10,000,000
Complete Game
Hit a Victrola Twice in Midair
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 14/16 (305/430 points)
Kill 100 enemies
Destroy 150 boxes
Loot 200 coins in a single mission.
Kill 50 enemies in a single survival round.
Kill 250 enemies
Destroy 400 boxes. Do you hate or love them?
Loot 500 coins in a single mission.
Kill 500 enemies. Certified Crazy.
Kill 100 enemies in a single survival round.
Destroy 999 boxes. Why you do dis (╯°□°)╯
Loot 1000 coins in a single mission.
Kill 1000 enemies. Pure wicked!
Kill 200 enemies in a single survival round.
Beat all 3 levels.
Kill 500 enemies in a single survival round.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/300 points)
Survived 5 minutes
Smashed 50 cars in one life
Jumped 10 cars in midair in one life
Player unlocks the android outfit
Player unlocks the bimbo outfit
Played 10 times in one session
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/500 points)
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/455 points)
Complete Lock 1
Beat any level in under 15 seconds.
Go play any other game in the Battle Turtle story line. (Load Screen)
Be perfect on any Lock. (Collect all coins, take no damage)
Complete Lock 8
Complete every level.
Complete Lock 12.
Beat the entire game perfectly.
Beat every level in under 30 seconds.
Beat every level on perfect in under 30 seconds.
Medals Earned: 11/11 (110/110 points)
Fly to the cosmic garbage
Fly to the balloon
Fly to the UFO
49 Day Ago
Fly to the Moon
Hit 5 crows
Hit 5 balloons
Hit 5 satellites
Use 5 accelerators during one flight
Collect 5 jerrycans during one flight
Fly to the helicopter
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
