Total Medals Earned: 5,147 (From 773 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,165 Points
Medals Earned: 27/30 (390/500 points)
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Obtain the wooden bat
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Finish the game with zero deaths
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Kill two birds with one stone
Contribute to the Saint Inquisition killing more than 100 vampires!
Fry all vampires in the stage with only one bullet
Submit an awesome score!
Recover your most precious thing!
Beat the game in Hard Mode!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (210/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)