Total Medals Earned: 5,141 (From 772 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,125 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (500/500 points)
Kill two birds with one stone
Contribute to the Saint Inquisition killing more than 100 vampires!
Fry all vampires in the stage with only one bullet
Submit an awesome score!
Recover your most precious thing!
Beat the game in Hard Mode!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (210/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (355/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (100/150 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (270/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!