Total Medals Earned: 5,141 (From 772 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,125 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
View first ending
Get all keycards
View second ending
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/175 points)
Collect a bonus kiwi
Reach a score of 10,000
Complete a level with 0.1 seconds remaining or less
Die 10 times in a single run
Complete 50 levels in a single run
Reach a score of 50,000
Reach a score of 100,000
Medals Earned: 6/6 (290/290 points)
reach level 5
reach level 10
reach level 15
reach level 20
reach the last level
reach level 25
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/200 points)
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)
the board starts to break...
the board is haunted!
the board is complete
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/365 points)
Reach first checkpoint
Collect 10 coins
Reach first half of all checkpoints
Collect 20 coins
Reach all checkpoints
Collect half of all coins
Collect all coins
Reach all checkpoints in a single run
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)
Unlock a bonus level.
Achieve a star rating.
Unlock the secret levels.
Finish half the regular levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.