Total Medals Earned: 5,149 (From 774 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,180 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (255/255 points)
Fail the Mission
Rank with a Score of 1000 or Lower
Complete the Mission Solo
Complete the Mission with Two Players
Achieve a Score of 6,000,000
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/325 points)
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 12/12 (270/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 17/18 (390/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/25 points)
Get 500 score
Get 1k score
Get 2k score
Get 4k Score
Get 8k Score
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 25/30 (310/455 points)
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
The amazon just got even wilder.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Zombify Santa.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Beat the game on hard difficulty
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
